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entryContent[0] = "1. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[1] = "2. Never use no double negatives. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[2] = "3. Use the semicolon properly, always where it is appropriate; and never where it is not. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[3] = "4. Reserve the apostrophe for it's proper use and omit it where it is not needed. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[4] = "5. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[5] = "6. No sentence fragments. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[6] = "7. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[7] = "8. Avoid commas, that are not necessary. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[8] = "9. When you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[9] = "10. A writer must not shift your point of view. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[10] = "11. Do not overuse exclamation marks!!! (In fact, avoid them whenever possible!!!) (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[11] = "12. And do not start a sentence with a conjunction. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[12] = "13. Place pronouns as closely as possible, especially in long sentences, as of ten or more words, to their antecedents. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[13] = "14. Hyphenate only between syllables and avoid un-necessary hyphens. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[14] = "15. Write all adverbial forms correct. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[15] = "16. Don't use contractions. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[16] = "17. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[17] = "18. It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[18] = "19. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[19] = "20. Steer clear of incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[20] = "21. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[21] = "22. Avoid modernisms that sound flaky. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[22] = "23. Avoid barbarisms: they impact too forcefully. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[23] = "24. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[24] = "25. Everyone should be careful to use singular pronouns with singular nouns in their writing. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[25] = "26. If we've told you once, we've told you a thousand times: avoid hyperbole. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[26] = "27. Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[27] = "28. Do not string a large number of prepositional phrases together unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of death. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[28] = "29. Always pick on the the correct idiom. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[29] = "30. \"Avoid overuse of 'quotation' 'marks.'\" (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[30] = "31. Never use more words than are necessary to get your point across: be concise. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[31] = "32. Awayz check you're spelling. (Your spellchecker would only pick up one of the two errors here.) (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[32] = "33. Always be avoided by the passive voice. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[33] = "34. Every sentence a verb. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"
entryContent[34] = "35. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague: seek viable alternatives. (<a href=\"http://writing.umn.edu/tww/grammar/self_humorous.html\" target=\"_blank\">More Tips</a>) <a href=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/scripts/humortips.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://widgets.bestmoodle.net/images/smallarrow.gif\" border=\"0\"></a>"

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